6.30.2021

career options for twitchy people

inaccurate typist

abstract pet groomer

slow florist

magician

bartender for already sopped clientele

soft grocery item restocker

politician

pinball wizard

tap dancer

stand up comic

comic artist that only draws wiggly people

chef who keeps an aloe plant nearby

hot dog salesman

DJ

auctioneer

grape stomper

sign spinner

“hand made. Every one’s unique!” t-shirt printer

whatever it is that I do, apparently

speed metal drummer

colonizer

drill sergeant

fish feeder

taco assembler

mime

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