12.05.2016

Xmas list - special election edition

Christmas shopping?

Here are some ideas for reading material for our ever so erudite presi presi presssident-(hack hack vomit scuse me where was i) elect if he has so far neglected to share with you his Christmas (DONT SAY HOLIDAYS YOU PAGAN FUCKING HEATHEN) want list:

Mein Kampf (his copy worn, no doubt)

Everyone Poops

Breitbart Headlines of the Year

Fifty Shades of White

OED (bookmarked to "drain" and "swamp" pages)

Big Book of Smut, Vol. 2

Guinness Book of World Records

Collected Crusader Front Pages

Lolita

Thirty American Billionaires

Thirty More American Billionaires: Debutantes of 2016

How to Encrust Your Toilet in Swarovski Crystals on a Budget

Starter Book on Male Supremacist Policy

When Despots Come to Dinner: Tales From an Unconventional White House

Voice Mail Manual, Chapter 3: How to Let a Call Go to Voicemail

Secret Swastikas in Everyday Items! A Craft Book

Bigger Hands in 30 Days

Playboy Centerfolds Collection: The Father / Daughter Issue

Social Media Etiquette Guide For Seniors

Who Moved My Cheese?

Tweet or Nuke? A Real Man's Guide to Decision Making in Government

Men Are From Mars, Women Are Just the Equivalent of Adam's Rib

Dapper Tailoring for the New Alt-Right Metrosexual

"Stop By if You're in the Area!" And Other So-called Gaffes From History's Greatest World Leaders

The Art of the Deal (oversize print version)

Pat the Bunny

Gilderoy Lockhart's Guide to Household Pests 

Slow Down Says Who? The Golf Pro's Guide to Sex After Seventy

Diplomacy for Dummies

Gerrymandering Workbook for the Modern GOP

Big Words Made Simpler: Eighth Grade Level Context & Comprehension

The Stranger

 

7.02.2016

block everybody.

Hello boys and girls. Primarily girls. Women. Today I'm going to introduce a little concept called "block everybody." Take notes. This is a self defense class.

First I have to explain a concept I like to call “removing the misogyny pin.” Imagine some men are like hand grenades. (no, not all men. But it doesn’t matter, unless you become especially adept at determining which ones, which actually trust me, will probably happen as you face abuse, which will happen to you because you’re a woman and you’re online.) These men will act like they like and respect women and consider us equals – you will know who they are because they will TELL YOU SO – and they will act like this for an indefinite amount of time, until you say the wrong thing.   (There is no wrong thing, by the way. There is nothing you should fear saying to a man. I should have put “the wrong thing” in quotes, but I didn’t want to trivialize it.)  The wrong thing will pull the pin out of the grenade.

Sometimes a different woman will come along after the explosion and kowtow, capitulate, sublimate their own needs, nurture, apologize, or exhibit any number of appropriately feminine behaviors and the guy will stuff the pin back in and say something like “see? it’s because you’re a bitch” to you, then be nice again to the non-aggressive woman.

I want to make it clear that I am not suggesting it takes an act of aggression to remove the pin. It does not. All it takes is an act of refusing to be less than. This is how you should always be. Say as much. Take up as much space. Be as heard. Land your words with as much finality. Be as competent.  When I say there can be, by contrast, a non-aggressive woman, I mean a less assertive woman. (Less assertive than the hand grenade, not less assertive than you. But, also, you.) This woman hasn’t exactly done anything wrong either, and has been used as a pawn.

But anyway, sometimes it's just you. And even without a "less aggressive woman" (peacemaker, likely) to contrast you to, who you are and what you've said and done are being distorted. You're being gaslighted. What do you do? Logic your way out? Defend what you said? Get smaller? Put on some armor and ignore it? Dive under a desk? Hell no. Vanish this cat. And then keep on keeping on. Get him out of your way, and continue to be you. Ready to see it in action?

Let me give you an example.



So how do you think I responded to this guy?  I had something to say, of course, because I don’t just sit there and take it up the rear when I’m talking about women taking it up the rear all the time for no reason.  But no matter .. here’s what I did that mattered.  Take notes.

I blocked the sonofabitch.

Cool?

When a dude tries to shut you up, shut the motherfucker up.  It'll get easier. Practice.  One day you will visit your blocked list, out of curiosity, and it will be full of dudes.  They are not casualties. Who cares? No guy you want to be friends with will end up on this list. Just the guys who hate women and trolled you online. They sucker punched you, and you handcuffed them.  Don’t pass go, Don’t get the dude’s statement, don’t try to figure out where he’s coming from.  Don't check with anyone to see if you said something that - no. Just make it stop, stat. Nobody is going to do it for you.  It will learn to feel nice. No stress, no shot of sick adrenaline, no feeling like you’ve been insulted, demeaned, abused, just “block.” Done. It will become muscle memory. It will be so easy.

Block those motherfuckers. Block everybody.



2.28.2016

Trümpland über alles

Wondering – now it appears it might not be such a joke after all – what a president Trümp would look like?



Just a taste, but in headlines, this is what just his campaign for the GOP nomination is looking like (a lot of these articles are from this week):



Is Donald Trump a fascist?

(opinions differ ... )
(although the article does say "Trump's xenophobic rhetoric, his demagoguery, and his populist appeals to citizens' economic anxieties certainly borrow from the fascist playbook.")


What does the GOP think of all this? Are they as alarmed as those on the left? (Does it matter?) Tough to say.

Establishment GOP now shifting to Trump

Of course, everyone talks smack about their rivals, but this alarm bell ringing Kasich ad isn't especially out of line.

Well, maybe Kasich is kind of reasonable? Maybe voters will wise up and he will get the nomination, and if the GOP takes the White House, it won't be totally awful? Not likely, but regardless, a reality check:

Kasich defunds Planned Parenthood in Ohio


Alright, well whatever ... this is all just drama. News networks have sold out and it's all about ratings. It's all about ad sales. It's all clickbait.  And probably no one is taking the KKK seriously.  We are waaaay past that (except for police killing black men). Right?

Wrong.

(there are many articles on this incident from more "legitimate" news sources, but this is in my opinion the most apt headline)

3 stabbed at KKK gathering in CA, including one with flagpole

Southern Poverty Law Center intelligence report: amid year of lethal violence, extremist groups expanded ranks in 2015

^ this is a whole series of articles, among them:
The year in hate and extremism


How did we get here???

This is SO DUMB, IT CANNOT POSSIBLY BE REALLY HAPPENING. TELL ME THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.


By now you are probably anxious to read something intelligent about this grim situation, so try this:
Matt Taibbi for Rolling Stone: How America made Trump unstoppable

"A thousand ridiculous accidents needed to happen in the unlikeliest of sequences for it to be possible, but absent a dramatic turn of events – an early primary catastrophe, Mike Bloomberg ego-crashing the race, etc. – this boorish, monosyllabic TV tyrant with the attention span of an Xbox-playing 11-year-old really is set to lay waste to the most impenetrable oligarchy the Western world ever devised.

It turns out we let our electoral process devolve into something so fake and dysfunctional that any half-bright con man with the stones to try it could walk right through the front door and tear it to shreds on the first go."

Go ahead and scream.


I'll leave you with this:

Donald Trump will always be a short fingered vulgarian