What in god's name are those pigs doing? I have visions of pigs stomping large quantities of tomatoes in the style of winemakers with their grapes, and I gotta say, I would not eat that spaghetti.Also, had I known there were alpacas, I'd have had you sneak some of their wool for me- so soft and warm, and so expensive. As far as I know, there are no unique penalties for alpaca wool smuggling, and if the animal is intact it's not even rustling, though there might be a touch of wrangling involved, but what that is pleasurable in life doesn't involve a touch of wrangling?
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