Showing posts with label frozen Walt Disney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label frozen Walt Disney. Show all posts

1.31.2015

zombie blog

... back from the dead.

Since I have time capsuled my blog away for five years to hibernate like some cryogenic Walt Disney corpse experiment and am just now throwing cold water on it and giving it coffee, in case you are new here, allow me to introduce myself. 

First, let's get this out of the way: I'm a cat lady. (Don't be afraid. They're in style now, like beards, and knitting.)  I live in Los Angeles and work in the film industry, and am not a Scientologist.

Second, if you don't live in Los Angeles or are new here, you may have heard that we don't really have seasons.  This is untrue.  We have: fall television show season, awards season, pilot season, and hiatus.  It can get really hot during hiatus!! Be sure you have all the window air conditioning units you need by June, because by the time it gets unbearable, everyone has run out of stock and won't be ordering any more, even though you will almost certainly use your A/C in January.  If you need to buy (or sell) a coat for some reason, you must do so before Christmas, because after that no garments are for sale except macrame bikinis and flip flops (and $100 Joy Division t-shirts at Urban Outfitters). And in fact, most apartment buildings in California are actually made out of cardboard, so you will want coats to wear indoors during awards season.  And never tell anyone in the Great Lakes region or the northeast that you're cold, even if your teeth are chattering against your phone. Deny it.

I digress.

Third and lastly, this blog used to be (usually) titled "Struck With An Axe" 



.. but I realized that was a little cumbersome.




(modern update, by Paperdoll on Flickr)
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*I know it's a bit melodramatic to suggest five years would be long enough to hide a time capsule, but remember in the '80s we thought we'd have flying cars by now. So even the pros screw up.

11.18.2008

brave new world

Invigorated by the election of Barack Obama, I’ve composed a list of things heretofore thought improbable that now might on Barack’s coat-tails seep into the realm of possibility:

1. world peace
2. total resuscitation of Walt Disney’s cryogenic head
3. life on other planets
4. global unwarming
5. a Michael Jackson comeback
6. corporate responsibility
7. a new ice age
8. a SAG / AMPTP agreement in which the actors don’t get royally screwed
9. plastic zippers that don’t break
10. resolution by the religious masses that homosexuals are actual human beings and, thus, deserve equal rights
11. affordable rent in cities that have anything worthwhile going on
12. a fountain of youth
13. arbitrary absolution of my student loans
14. more dinosaurs
15. pregnant men
16. truth in advertising
17. the second coming of Christ (or the first, really)
18. an epidemic of healthfulness
19. spontaneous reunion of all missing socks to their mates
20. poltergeists
21. abolition of internet pop-up ads
22. … and spam
23. free lunch
24. talking dogs
25. flying cars
26. bionic limbs
27. commuter hovercrafts
28. atheist rights
29. time travel
30. teleportation
31. a plausible explanation for crop circles
32. adolescent contentment
33. free flowing traffic on the 405
34. Santa Claus
35. t-shirt tags that don’t itch
36. more cowbell
37. true love